 HolidayRiddles
The jolly elves have compiled the
following riddles in the spirit of Christmas fun
1.Who sings "Love Me Tender" and makes
toys?
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Santa's Little Elvis
2.Which of Santa's reindeer needs to mind his
manners the most? |
3. What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
4. What reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
5. What is Frosty the Snowman's favorite
breakfast cereal?
6. What do Santa's beard and a Christmas tree
have in common?
7. What kind of cereal does Santa eat?
8. What is white and made out of snow?
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A snowman or a snowball!!!! What
else???
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9. Why did Frosty cross the road?
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To melt on the other side.
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10. What is Santa's favorite cake?
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His favorite is "Ho-ho's"
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11. What was Santa doing when he got a virus?
12. Why do reindeer fly over the mountain?
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Because they can't go under it.
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13. What did Adam say to Eve on the day before
Christmas?
14. Why did the turky join the school band?
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'Cause he had the drumsticks.
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15. What song does Tarzan sing at Christmas?
16. What do you have in December that you don't
have in any other month?
17. In which month do people eat the
least?
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February - it's the shortest month.
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18. Spell 'hard water' with three letters.
19. What is the end of Christmas?
20. Can Santa's reindeer fly higher than a 30 foot wall?
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Sure, a wall can't fly at all.
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21. Where does Thanksgiving come after
Christmas?
22. What bites but has no teeth?
23. Why do you go to bed on Christmas Eve?
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The bed can't come to you.
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24. What is the difference between the
Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet.
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The Christmas one has NO-EL.
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25. How many seconds are there in a single
year?
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12- Jan. 2nd, Feb. 2nd, etc.
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26. What smells the most in a chimney?
27. Why do birds fly south for the winter?
28. An elf said, "Forty reindeer have 84
legs." Prove it.
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On 40 reindeer, there are 80 FORE legs.
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29. Describe a slippery sidewalk with only 2
letters.
30. What does Santa like to do in his garden?
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Hoe,Hoe,Hoe 
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